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Farm Jokes |
Q: How did the farmer fix his pants? | ||
A: With a cabbage patch! | ||
Q: What did the farmer call the cow that wouldn’t give him any milk? | ||
A: An udder failure! | ||
Q: How do chickens dance? | ||
A: Chick to chick! | ||
Q: Who tells the best chicken jokes? | ||
A: Comedi-hens! |
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