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Kangaroo Jokes

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Kangaroos   Q: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?
A: Great big holes in the ground!
Q: When does a kangaroo jump the highest?   Kangaroos
A: In a leap year!
Kangaroos   Q: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A: A pouch potato!
Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?   Kangaroos
A: A woolly jumper with large pockets!
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