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Pirate Jokes |
Q: Why couldn’t the pirates play cards? | ||
A: Because the captain was standing on the deck! |
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Q: Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet? |
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A: Because they get stuck at "C"! | ||
Q: Why are pirates, pirates? | ||
A: Because they just ARRRRRRRR! | ||
Q: What is a pirate’s favourite store? | ||
A: Toys ARRRR Us! |
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