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School Jokes |
Teacher: "I thought I told you to stand at the end of the line." | ||
Student: "I tried, but there was already someone there." | ||
Teacher: "What would you get if you multiplied 2 x 6 x 4?" | ||
Student: "The wrong answer." | ||
Teacher: "You’re late; you should have been here at 9 am." | ||
Student: "Why, what happened?" | ||
Student: "Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?" | ||
Teacher: "Of course not." | ||
Student: "Good, because I didn’t do my homework." |
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