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School Jokes |
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A child comes home from his first day at school. |
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| Mother: "What did you learn today?" | ||
| Child: "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow!" |
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| Teacher: "Why are you late again Sally?" |  |
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| Sally: Because the sign down the road said "School, Go Slow." | ||
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Mother: "What did you learn in school today?" |
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| Son: "How to write." | ||
| Mother: "What did you write?" | ||
| Son: "I don’t know, they haven’t taught us to read yet." | ||
| Teacher: "Class, we will have only a half day of school this morning." |  |
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| Class: "Hooray." | ||
| Teacher: "We will have the other half this afternoon!" |
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