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Dragon Jokes |
Q: How did the girl dragon win the beauty contest? |
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A: She was the beast of the show! | ||
Q: Why did the dinosaur live longer than the dragon? | ||
A: Because it didn’t smoke! | ||
Q: What did the dragon say when it saw the Knight? | ||
A: "Not more tinned food!" | ||
Q: What do you do with a green dragon? | ||
A: Wait until it ripens! |
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