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Dragon Jokes |
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Q: How did the girl dragon win the beauty contest? |
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| A: She was the beast of the show! | ||
| Q: Why did the dinosaur live longer than the dragon? |  |
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| A: Because it didn’t smoke! | ||
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Q: What did the dragon say when it saw the Knight? | |
| A: "Not more tinned food!" | ||
| Q: What do you do with a green dragon? |  |
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| A: Wait until it ripens! |
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