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Duck Jokes |
Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath? | ||
A: Robber ducks! (rubber ducks) | ||
Q: What happens when ducks fly upside down? |
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A: They quack up! | ||
Q: Which bird never grows up? | ||
A: A duck because they grow down! | ||
Q: What did the duck say after he went shopping? |
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A: Put it on my bill! |
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